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Ballad of a Tramp from mistertramp 520 days old
I tried to flee the country at night, little realising that people only notice when you don't want them to notice. Suddenly everyone was eyeing me up, ...
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Barber Roulette from mistertramp 562 days old
The locks were long and cumbersome when I meekly shuffled into the barbershop. It was time for the yearly cut. This particular establishment had caught ...
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Ladybirds hunt in packs and bite like Piranhas from mistertramp 593 days old
The Beggar's Opera descended grime-ly on one sandy shore that day, Crook Finger'd Jack at point, Mrs Peachum with the heavy artillery and Mister Tramp ...
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Noxious Gases from mistertramp 610 days old
I talked to the flowers, they wilted and died, I talked to the butterflies. They shivered and curled up and fell to the ground, I looked to the heavens ...
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Green Free-Range Fair-Trade Organic Fat-Free Tramp from mistertramp 611 days old
[ ... ] Mister Tramp does not recycle. Read my packaging carefully. I am an altogether Green Free-Range Fair-Trade Organic Fat-Free Tramp and no mistake. ...
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Tramp the Movie #1 from mistertramp 621 days old
Two hundred tramps riding supermarket trolleys down the High Street flinging garbage at the respectables, howling at the scrapers, downing cocktails ...
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Capitalist Bag Merchants from mistertramp 647 days old
This is a cautionary tale of what fate may await those with too much money in their pockets. It is not often that Mister Tramp is in possession of a ...
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The Kindness of Strangers from mistertramp 653 days old
I was minutely examining the contents of my navel using a large electron microscope one day when a shadow fell across my person as I sat upon a bench ...
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Death by Misadventure from mistertramp 671 days old
Periodically I like to spend my evenings imbibing industrial quantities of fermented barley-based beverages followed by lengthy peregrinations through ...
