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Barber Roulette from mistertramp 554 days old
The locks were long and cumbersome when I meekly shuffled into the barbershop. It was time for the yearly cut. This particular establishment had caught ...
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Ladybirds hunt in packs and bite like Piranhas from mistertramp 585 days old
The Beggar's Opera descended grime-ly on one sandy shore that day, Crook Finger'd Jack at point, Mrs Peachum with the heavy artillery and Mister Tramp ...
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The Ugliness of Babies from mistertramp 607 days old
One of the benefits of roaming the city streets is the lack of babies lying about the place. I have enough trouble traipsing through the detritus of ...
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My First Sex Doll from mistertramp 621 days old
It must be admitted that little about its design is anatomically correct. Its performance was also slightly disappointing. However, it is only a prototype. ...
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The Cock, the Piss and the Sidekick from mistertramp 624 days old
I once had a sidekick whose name was not dissimilar to Prick. His party trick, once a suitable thimble of methylated spirits had been consumed, was to ...
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Capitalist Bag Merchants from mistertramp 639 days old
This is a cautionary tale of what fate may await those with too much money in their pockets. It is not often that Mister Tramp is in possession of a ...
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Incidental Music and how it ruined Modern Film from mistertramp 683 days old
I was perambulating down the street when I began to notice the irritating ululations of a provincial orchestra announcing my arrival at the supermarket. ...
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Beards and other philosophical conundrums from mistertramp 684 days old
Due to a combination of indolence, curiosity and extravagance, I embarked on a controversial episode of beard-growth after Christmas. Five days on and ...
