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The Cock, the Piss and the Sidekick from mistertramp 631 days old
I once had a sidekick whose name was not dissimilar to Prick. His party trick, once a suitable thimble of methylated spirits had been consumed, was to ...
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My obsession with Micturition from mistertramp 715 days old
After a heavily indulgent night to mark the oncoming of the foul Noel celebrations, I was stumbling along the streets by an unfamiliar route when I felt ...
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A damn good thrashing from mistertramp 717 days old
Midnight feasts have an innate attraction to all small children, and even more so to children who are served only a fetid piece of fish pie for dinner. ...
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Birth of the Tramp from mistertramp 731 days old
I was born on a Sunday, I'm told, and so had more reason than most to pray upon my entry into the world. However it soon became apparent that putting ...
