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Ballad of a Tramp from mistertramp 509 days old
I tried to flee the country at night, little realising that people only notice when you don't want them to notice. Suddenly everyone was eyeing me up, ...
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The Cock, the Piss and the Sidekick from mistertramp 621 days old
I once had a sidekick whose name was not dissimilar to Prick. His party trick, once a suitable thimble of methylated spirits had been consumed, was to ...
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My penis: A conspiracy theory from mistertramp 673 days old
Not a week goes by without someone suggesting I take out my cock so they can remove my foreskin. It is getting rather stressful, particularly in these ...
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