I'll have you know that my cock is a first-class raconteur and after-dinner speaker. In addition, that bottle was the finest lover I have ever known.
I shall now imagine you being kidnapped by New Age Hippies and tortured using a rather sharp (and lovingly grown) turnip until you become a dreadlocked organic save-the-world Greenpeace a more…
*visualizes Tramp undergoing anal-probe and loving it.*
I get the feeling you rather enjoyed your degradation which is slightly disconcerting but not nearly as alarming as the fact that you talk to your knob, that is by the way a midget? Hmm...*thinks back to seeing Tramp’s cock in bottle*...yeah, sounds about right. more…
Hope you didn't enjoy yourself too much... in any case my hair has lengthened considerably now and instead I resemble a hippy being buggered by various right wing authority figures. more…
Depends on who you’re playing it with. Mind she was armed with a pair of scissors so I guess you’re right. Still, sounds like you’re not much of a chancer...disappointing to say the least. more…
I always thought 'short back and sides' was understood everywhere. It's the first haircut you should learn, especially as that's pretty much how your hair grows anyway. tsk. more…
I have spent half an hour failing to imagine you looking like a choirboy, anally penetrated or not. £5 sounds a reasoable price for such a comprehensive transformation. more…
It's the evilness of babies that gets me, not so much the sight of them. Babies and children - and it's dangerous for a few years of course, because the more you teach them the more evil ways they can master...
Adorable little bundles of selfish, self-serving egocentricity, unable until puberty to see anything from anyone else's point more…
I‘m with you on this one. Everytime I see one of them rhubarb-tinctured blubbershits I get an urge to sling it in the air like a clay pigeon and... more…
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "Ballad of a Tramp" 519 days old
by mistertramp [Member]
I'll have you know that my cock is a first-class raconteur and after-dinner speaker. In addition, that bottle was the finest lover I have ever known.
I shall now imagine you being kidnapped by New Age Hippies and tortured using a rather sharp (and lovingly grown) turnip until you become a dreadlocked organic save-the-world Greenpeace a more…
In response to: "Ballad of a Tramp" 519 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
*visualizes Tramp undergoing anal-probe and loving it.*
I get the feeling you rather enjoyed your degradation which is slightly disconcerting but not nearly as alarming as the fact that you talk to your knob, that is by the way a midget? Hmm...*thinks back to seeing Tramp’s cock in bottle*...yeah, sounds about right.
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In response to: "The Dangers of Tomatoes" 527 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
Hmm...no...more like a sluttish pigbelly pussum. more…
In response to: "The Dangers of Tomatoes" 528 days old
by mistertramp [Member]
Or perhaps a pigbelly dolly? more…
In response to: "The Dangers of Tomatoes" 528 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
or doll, even. more…
In response to: "The Dangers of Tomatoes" 528 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
Correction: like a worn out sluttish pigbelly man dolly. more…
In response to: "The Dangers of Tomatoes" 528 days old
by nultygoestopartick [Member]
nice post. more…
In response to: "Barber Roulette" 547 days old
by mistertramp [Member]
Hope you didn't enjoy yourself too much... in any case my hair has lengthened considerably now and instead I resemble a hippy being buggered by various right wing authority figures. more…
In response to: "Barber Roulette" 547 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
Depends on who you’re playing it with. Mind she was armed with a pair of scissors so I guess you’re right. Still, sounds like you’re not much of a chancer...disappointing to say the least.
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In response to: "Barber Roulette" 547 days old
by mistertramp [Member]
Or perhaps tickled her rosebud... but tis a dangerous game to play I find. more…
In response to: "Barber Roulette" 547 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
Maybe you should have (hypothetically) tweaked both her nipples. more…
In response to: "Barber Roulette" 562 days old
by DominicGee [Member]
I always thought 'short back and sides' was understood everywhere. It's the first haircut you should learn, especially as that's pretty much how your hair grows anyway. tsk. more…
In response to: "Barber Roulette" 563 days old
by alecweston Pro
I have spent half an hour failing to imagine you looking like a choirboy, anally penetrated or not. £5 sounds a reasoable price for such a comprehensive transformation. more…
In response to: "Ladybirds hunt in packs and bite like Piranhas" 590 days old
by alecweston Pro
I have now obliged you with the full, rather vague, story on my own blog site more…
In response to: "Ladybirds hunt in packs and bite like Piranhas" 593 days old
by mistertramp [Member]
Is this fellow available for call-outs? Them pesky varmints are always at my plums... more…
In response to: "Ladybirds hunt in packs and bite like Piranhas" 593 days old
by mistertramp [Member]
Don't leave me in suspenders - what happened next? more…
In response to: "Ladybirds hunt in packs and bite like Piranhas" 593 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
I was once attacked by a pack of fruit flies luckily enough Mr. Riskingham was on hand with his mini-hoover. My hero etc. more…
In response to: "The Ugliness of Babies" 594 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
ALL babies look liked shaved monkeys. Creepy! more…
In response to: "Ladybirds hunt in packs and bite like Piranhas" 594 days old
by alecweston Pro
This is a lovely posts.
Once I was caught in a swarm of locusts. more…
In response to: "The Ugliness of Babies" 608 days old
by evilhippy [Member]
Yes, well, there is the whole legal and sweaty angle..
I was trying to avoid that sort of joke just in case it upset anyone. But I can we're all as pleasingly warped as each other here :>> more…
In response to: "Noxious Gases" 608 days old
by mistertramp [Member]
No, sadly not, as I have not yet mastered the necessary scientific techniques.
I do however offer you a warm, friendly, nay almost brotherly hug, mano-a-mano, in the hope it may assist. more…
In response to: "The Ugliness of Babies" 609 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
You sure there's not another reason why you can't go near a playgroup or a primary school? more…
In response to: "The Ugliness of Babies" 609 days old
by evilhippy [Member]
It's the evilness of babies that gets me, not so much the sight of them. Babies and children - and it's dangerous for a few years of course, because the more you teach them the more evil ways they can master...
Adorable little bundles of selfish, self-serving egocentricity, unable until puberty to see anything from anyone else's point more…
In response to: "Noxious Gases" 611 days old
by alecweston Pro
Your breath stinks, so you have the destructive power of God.
I like it.
Can I buy the smell as a spray-on? more…
In response to: "Green Free-Range Fair-Trade Organic Fat-Free Tramp" 611 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
I'd rather nibble on your corn cob head. more…
In response to: "Green Free-Range Fair-Trade Organic Fat-Free Tramp" 611 days old
by mistertramp [Member]
Don't worry you can nibble on my carrot. more…
In response to: "Green Free-Range Fair-Trade Organic Fat-Free Tramp" 612 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
Daaang! I guess you're not for my consumption then.
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In response to: "The Ugliness of Babies" 613 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
I‘m with you on this one. Everytime I see one of them rhubarb-tinctured blubbershits I get an urge to sling it in the air like a clay pigeon and...
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In response to: "Tramp the Movie #1" 620 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
LOL!!! :) more…
In response to: "My First Sex Doll" 627 days old
by mistertramp [Member]
Alas my initial enthusiasm has deflated. more…