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Noxious Gases
by mistertramp @ Friday, Mar. 21, 2008 - 14:04:01

I talked to the flowers, they wilted and died, I talked to the butterflies. They shivered and curled up and fell to the ground, I looked to the heavens and cried: 'Lord, is this Death from within me? A cancer growing inside?' The sky turned black, the cold wind sighed. 'It comes from your heart,' came the booming reply, 'Now fuck off, your breath stinks.'

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alecwestonalecweston pro
2008-03-21 @ 15:46

Your breath stinks, so you have the destructive power of God.

I like it.

Can I buy the smell as a spray-on?

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mistertrampmistertramp [Member]
2008-03-24 @ 00:56

No, sadly not, as I have not yet mastered the necessary scientific techniques.

I do however offer you a warm, friendly, nay almost brotherly hug, mano-a-mano, in the hope it may assist.

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