One of my most attractive habits is to stagger along the road, bottle of oxygenated hydrocarbons in hand, surveying the sidewalk for inadequately smoked cigarettes. Such is the wasteful nature of mankind that one can easily accrue a bagful before lunchtime, ranging from the barely-dragged reefer discarded at the bus stop to the ground-out cremations of the profesional fumigant.
I may then spend a pleasant afternoon either completing the smoking process or cannibalising the remains for the creation of my own distinctive brand of fags, washed down with a swig of de-icing fluid.
Never let it be said that Mister Tramp does not recycle. Read my packaging carefully. I am an altogether Green Free-Range Fair-Trade Organic Fat-Free Tramp and no mistake.
Caution: Unsuitable for Vegetarians. May contain nuts.
2008-03-20 @ 18:38